Things We Don't Do in Public

I decided to switch to talk about lighter side of things, as the recent news have been very depressing. Well, the title of course brings to you obvious things you won't do in public such as sex for instance. Instead, I would focus more on things that are more mundane, so here goes the list. Keep in mind that there are exceptions to the things that I will list here. Note that some of the content might be too graphic and gross as well :) :

1. Pick your nose with "passion". You know, when you try hard to take out that booger from your nose.
2. Kissing in public. Well, true enough for most Asian countries, not true for Western countries.
3. Flatulence a.k.a fart. Imagine if you go to a party and everyone starts farting one after another, hm.....Unfortunately, I did experience someone passed his noxious gas when I was in a packed train. I am telling you, it is one of very dizzying moment in life, hehehehe. Wait, was that me?
4. Scratch your Gluteal region, also known as buttocks.
5. For guys, fixing the "orbital position" of your "satellite". This could be a painful situation by the way if prolonged in its off orbital location.

Now, another questions that was brought up is this; how do we come up with those senses? OK, so point 2 is probably religion/culture, but number 3, well no one ever told me to hold my fart in public, but I know somehow it is a bad thing. Weird, right?

Anyway, feel free to add to the list above :)


Another weird thought during snow in Tokyo